Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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