That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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