I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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