I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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