I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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