WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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