fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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