thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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