i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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