Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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