girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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