I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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