I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
you inspire me to be a worse person
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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