Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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