I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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