So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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