Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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