He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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