Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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