I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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