That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
you didnt know i had herpes?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
it's like heaven, but drunker
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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