We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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