haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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