Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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