I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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