he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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