Don't make out with my wife yet
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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