i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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