the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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