I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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