The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
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