Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
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