yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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