If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
This is the high leading the old right now
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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