Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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