Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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