Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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