We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Do vagina's smell?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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