I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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