Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
wow bdsm is so cute
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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