it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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