Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
