so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
He passed out mid-signature
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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