I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
kristin has been a bad kristin
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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