normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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