I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
