why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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