Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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