Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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