How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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