We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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