Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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