fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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