He uses pillows to masturbate.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
as a side note pls kill me
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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