Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Operation Purity has been aborted
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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