Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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